Stuff Your Boss Doesn't Want To Hear

I found this in the September issue of Cosmo Magazine.  I'm guilty of saying at least one of these.

"Good morning, bitches!"

"I'M SO HUNGOVER."

"YOLO!"

"Omigod, you look so cute!" [Guilty]

"Dude"

"WHAT'S UP?" [Damn I'm guilty of saying this too!]

"F*&K," "S%#t," "D!*K"

(YOU GET THE IDEA.)

"How sweet are you ?!"

Are you guilty of saying any of these to your boss?